Funny jokes

Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.

Bill : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

Bill : Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Bill : More….More…More… Sardarji went upto 100 Feet.

Bill : So now, try to search something.

Sardarji : I got a Wire.

Bill : You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in India.

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Sardar ki maut Bijli girne se hogai par uski lash muskurate hue mili.

Bhagwan ne poocha Aisa kyun?

Sardar Bole : Mujhe laga koi Photo Kheench riya Si…

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Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai.
Public sab aakar uper uthake puchne lagte hai, “sardar ji kaise ho?“
Sardar : Arre arre chodo bhai aap logon ki dimag kharab ho gaya hai kya.

YE MERA UTARNE KA STYLE HAI…

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Sardar talking during Diwali.

1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?

2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche.