Santa Banta Jokes Hindi

Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker.

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Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

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Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei

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Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

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santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.

banta: kyun?

santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.

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santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

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santa:Meri billi mar gai

banta:kese mari
santa :Maine use nahala diya tha

banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
banta-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha

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Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye
banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
santa:kese
banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he 

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Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai 

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Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.

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SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola

"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"