latest Sardar Jokes

son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?

dad:" u r my son that is confidence .

ur friend is also is my son that is secret

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Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.

Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.

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SWARG ki raunak aur sundar apsarao ko dekh kar bola-
Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para hota to 30 sal pahle hi chala ata...

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Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya
Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??
Shit ab phir se girna padega

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Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..

Malkin: Kyu?

Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb "ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!

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Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,

Ladke ne comment paas kiya Aj kal Phinayal ka Use zyada hota hai'

Ladki boli: 'Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nhi chhodte'

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Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?
Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.

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Usne kaha -na ched ladki ko paap hoga
kal tu bhi kisi ladkika baap hoga.
Maine kaha bhagwan kre tera kehna sach ho
jo mujhe baap kahe wo tera bacha ho

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barish hui aur hum bhig gaye,
wah wah
barish hui aur hum bhig gye.
wah wah
age kya hua?
Hona kya tha?
Dhoop nikli aur hm sukh gye 

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Ram g keh gye siya se aisa kalyug ayega......wah wah
Ram g keh gye siya se aisa klyug ayega.......wah wah

are volume km kr papa jg jayega...............its true

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Pyar kar k shadi karni chahiye
ya fir
Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye ?

Best reply-

Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye
Lekin
Is ki khabar biwi ko nhi Lagni chahiye

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sorry kal rat ko msg nhi kr saka police ne pakad lia tha "murder case mai maine ek ladki se kaha mujhse shadi karogi to
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khushi se hi mar gayi pagli?