Funny Jokes

KG Boy: Mam may I go to toilet?
Mam: No, A to Z sunao fir jana.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN__QRS_UVWX_Z.
Mam: P,O,T,Y kaha hai!!
Boy: Meri chaddi mein…!!!

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Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi…
Raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile..
Kutti gabhra gayi…
Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye nahi..
Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi..  
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June mein kabhi holi nahi hoti
May mein kabhi Diwali nahi hoti
Koi pyar bhara dil roya hoga
Varna January me kabhi barsat nahi hoti.
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Kash pyar ka insurance ho jata,
pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata.
pyar me wafa mili to theek warna,
bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata..
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Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui…
Woh dono pure din rat whatsap se baat kiya karte rehte the.
Akhir vo raat aahi gaii..
ush raat ladka, ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola..
Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho… Tumhe kya gift karu..
Ladki sharmati hui boli….
“Do aap taa Dill Tale….”.
MORAL: Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha, Bus dekh liya whats aap ka natija.
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Bihari aurat Cheque Cash karane gai..
Clerk: Sign kro.
Aurat: Kaise?
Clerk: PATI ko jaise chithi ke end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha..
“TOHAAR CHUMAA KI PYASI BIJLI” 
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“AAJ BHARAT BAND”
All schools, colleges, offices, Market & City will be closed
Pls inform to all your friends & govt of india
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REASON: MERA MOOD OFF HAI.
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Sir: Define Energy?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas…
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy…”