Kapil Show Jokes

Sabse Purana Janwar Kaunsa hai?

Batao Sabse Purana Janwar Kaunsa hai?
Gutthi: Zebra, coz wo Black & White hota hai na!
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Kapil’s Shayari in Sidhu Style for Gambhir 

Situation: If batsman hits the ball, and Gambhir catches the ball
Batsman ne balla ghumaya,
ball nikli jaise teer
Duniya mein aisa koi catch nahin
Jo pakad na sake Gambhir
Situation: If batsman hits the ball, and Gambhir drops the catch
Batsman ne balla ghumaya,
ball nikli jaise teer
Jab ball hi ban gayi teer
To kya kar lega Gambhir

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Engineers get Babaji Ka Thullu

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Sunil Grover (Gutthi) Funny Shayari in Comedy Nights 

Na train mein, na phoolo mein
na rasoi mein na rain mein
dard milta hai to
tere diye hue pain mein…!
Na tan se, na mann se, na dhan se
Sarkar darti hai, to anna ke anshan se