3rd class ka baccha: Madam main apko kaisa lag raha hu?
Madam: so sweet…
Baccha: to mai apne mummy papa ko kab bheju apke ghar ?
Madam: kyu ?
Baccha: Baat age badhane ke liye ..
Madam: ye kya Bakhwass hai..!
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.
.
Baccha: Tution ke liye… kya Madam app bhi na kasam se wattsapps padh padh ke Bigad gyi ho..
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Heart Touching….!
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein darr lagta tha, Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi, Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi, Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal jaate hai..!!
Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak yaad rehte the, Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare lagte hai..!!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha, Or aaj tension soulmate lagta hai..!!
Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna, pal mein manana to roz ka kam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte tak kho jate hai..!!
Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!! Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi bada kyun bana Diya…..!
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2 well dressed ENGINEERS went to an expensive restaurant,
ordered 2 drinks then got sandwiches from their..
own briefcases & proceeded to eat them.
WAITRESS: Sorry, sirs, but you cannot eat your OWN food here!
Its against the rules here.
The engineer EXCHANGED sandwiches & continued their meals..
Only engineers can easily find solution…
proud 2 b a engineer
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Hum pencil ka istemal karte the jab chhote the.
par ab pen istemal karte hai.
aapko pata hai kyun..??
kyun ki bachpan me galtiya mit sakti thi par ab nahi.
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Santa: Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai?
Banta: Iske 3 fayde hain.
1. Sath me revision ho jata hai.
2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
3. Padhne ke liye company mil Jati.
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Different age groups:
1st to 3rd class: Hey I studied everything for exam.
4th to 6th class: Hey That question was very hard so i leave only that question.
7th to 10th class: Hey Read only important questions.
11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass.
12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ??
And in college:
Saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..!!
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College ke piche nadi mein Principle doob raha tha…
Pappu Ne Dekha aur zooor zooor se chillate hue bhaaga..
.
.
.
.
.
kal chhutti hai..
kal chhutti hai..
Madam: so sweet…
Baccha: to mai apne mummy papa ko kab bheju apke ghar ?
Madam: kyu ?
Baccha: Baat age badhane ke liye ..
Madam: ye kya Bakhwass hai..!
.
.
.
Baccha: Tution ke liye… kya Madam app bhi na kasam se wattsapps padh padh ke Bigad gyi ho..
...........................................................................................
Heart Touching….!
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein darr lagta tha, Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi, Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi, Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal jaate hai..!!
Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak yaad rehte the, Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare lagte hai..!!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha, Or aaj tension soulmate lagta hai..!!
Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna, pal mein manana to roz ka kam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte tak kho jate hai..!!
Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!! Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi bada kyun bana Diya…..!
...........................................................................................
2 well dressed ENGINEERS went to an expensive restaurant,
ordered 2 drinks then got sandwiches from their..
own briefcases & proceeded to eat them.
WAITRESS: Sorry, sirs, but you cannot eat your OWN food here!
Its against the rules here.
The engineer EXCHANGED sandwiches & continued their meals..
Only engineers can easily find solution…
proud 2 b a engineer
...........................................................................................
Hum pencil ka istemal karte the jab chhote the.
par ab pen istemal karte hai.
aapko pata hai kyun..??
kyun ki bachpan me galtiya mit sakti thi par ab nahi.
...........................................................................................
Santa: Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai?
Banta: Iske 3 fayde hain.
1. Sath me revision ho jata hai.
2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
3. Padhne ke liye company mil Jati.
...........................................................................................
Different age groups:
1st to 3rd class: Hey I studied everything for exam.
4th to 6th class: Hey That question was very hard so i leave only that question.
7th to 10th class: Hey Read only important questions.
11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass.
12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ??
And in college:
Saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..!!
...........................................................................................
College ke piche nadi mein Principle doob raha tha…
Pappu Ne Dekha aur zooor zooor se chillate hue bhaaga..
.
.
.
.
.
kal chhutti hai..
kal chhutti hai..
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