Santa & Banta Jokes

Santa: Papa, Circus dekhne chalein?
Papa: No…… Son, I m busy!
Santa: Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai….
Papa: Bahut ziddi ho gaye ho…. Har baat zidd karke manvate ho….
Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha….!!!!!
Iske Aage ki kahaani…
Santa and uske Papa phir circus dekhne gaye.
Papa ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li…
Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par Naked ladki nahi aayi…
Circus show khatam ho gaya…

Papa: Santa Beta, Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi?
Santa: Bina kapdo ke toh sher tha, ladki nahi.. maine jo kaha dubara padho!!!
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Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aaye hai?
Banta :Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab main paida bhi nahin hua tha!!
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Santa: Yaar Ghajini movie mein Aamir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi?
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Banta – Arey jab wo gym se wapas aata tha to 15 minutes ke baad bhool jata tha aur phir wapas gym chala jata tha..
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Fighter pilot Santa, kamyabi ke baad apna Plane land karne pe bahut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiya aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne1 galti kar di..
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Santa :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain!!
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa Bola:
“Ji Nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!”

Salesman Fainted !!
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.
Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy……”