Q:
Jaanwar aur aadmi mein kya antar hai?
A: Jaanwar sharab peene ke baad aadmi nahi
banta
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Ek
aadmi ki biwi maar gayi. Uska anteem sanskar karke jab wo ghar aya. Aur sharab
peene laga. Achanak Bijlee kardki. Usne kaha: Lagta hai pahoonch
gayi
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Buntu: Africa mein aadmi biwi ko shadi ke pehle jaanta nahi Champu: India
mein toh biwi ka asli roop shadi ke baad bhi nahi jaan pata. Champu: Tune apni
biwi ki shadi apne dushman se kyun karva di? Buntu: Abe samjha nahi? Maine ek
teer se do shikaar kiye
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Exibition mein ek aadmi: Is painting ko inhone aise kyun latkaya hai? Doosra
aadmi: Inhe is painting ka artist nahi mila na, isliye.
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Ek
aadmi bus mein aankhen band karke baitha tha. Chantu: Kya hua? Man: Kuch nahi,
mujhe boodhi auraton ko bus mein aise khade dekhna bahut bura lagta
hai
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Aadmi: Beta, kya tumne pehni ghadi samay batati hai? Boy: Nahi uncle, samay
jaanne ke liye ghadi mein dekhna padta hai.
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Ek aadmi beer bar se nikalkar: Yeh kaisi badboo hai bhai?
Doosra aadmi: Yeh fresh air hai sir.
Doosra aadmi: Yeh fresh air hai sir.
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli
chamki, zor se barish huye, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
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