Funny Jokes

Smartst thing sardar ever did,

He changed all his passwords to 'Incorrect'
so whnever he forgets,the computer will remind him,
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Your password is 'Incorrect'
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Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.

Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le..
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1st time joke about sardarni..

All ATMs in punjab are jammed & not working.
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Bcoz,
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All sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTERPIN"
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Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
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socho..
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.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??
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Doctor:which soap u use?
santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush.
Dr.Is Bajrang an international company?
santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..
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Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"

Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.