Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Ek Doctor ke pass gaya aur puchha
Doctor Sahab ghar chalkar chek-up karne ki kya Fees hai?

Doctor ne kuch socha aur bola – 300 Rupees

Santa- Ok thik hai chaliye..

Itna sunte hi Doctor ne apni BIKE nikali aur Santa ke sath uske ghar chal pada

Ghar ja kar Doctor ne pucha – Mareez kaha hai…?

Santa bola – arey Mariz wariz koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 rupaye maang raha tha aur tum 300 main le aaye… thanks you.  

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Dr: Which soap do u use?
Santa: Bajrang ka Neem wala sabun,

Dr: Which paste?

Santa: Bajrang ka Ayurvedic paste,

Dr: Shampoo?

Santa: Bajrang ka Herbal shampoo.

Dr: Hair oil?

Santa: Bajrang ka Amla tel…

Dr: Is Bajrang a MultiNational Company Brand or a popular local company In your Punjab ?

Santa: No, Bajrang is my room-mate…

Har Ek Friend Jaroori Hota Hai  

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Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court.

Judge : You have 3 kids .. How will you divide them?

Santa had long discussion with Banto & said

“ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more”
 

Joke doesn’t end here ..

9 months later

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They got twins   

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Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi
Santa tadap tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki..

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Use yaad aaya

Ki Bijlee to 2 ghante se banda hai,
Wapas uth gaya aur bola: Saala, Dara diya!

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