Jokes Funny

Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha.
Driver Ne Side Mirror Adjust Kiya.
Sardar-SALE MERI BIWI KO DEKHTA H.
Chal Piche Beith Auto Me Chalaunga..!:D
gn :)
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"The greatest justice in life is that
your vision and looks tend to go simultaneously."

Good Morning !!
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Martin Luther- 
"If you cant Fly, Run;
If you cant Run, Walk;
If you cant Walk, Crawl.
But Keep Moving."

Sardar- "Wo to theek hai par jana kaha hai?"
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Sardar teacher tha.
Exam k liye Questn Paper banaya.. 
Paper dekhte hi sare bachhe behosh ho gaye..
1. China kis Desh me hai?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aata he?
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Sardar was reading financial times.
Headlines : "microsoft buys yahoo messenger for $ 8.5 billion..."

He says " O teri... Kharida kyu ? Download kar leta pagle.
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