The Ultimate Sardar Jokes Collection

 

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts
"Sagittarius.".
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and
goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

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Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"

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Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
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Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.

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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.

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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone

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How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.

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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head