Hindi Doctor Patient Nurse Jokes

Nurse and Patient Joke
Patient:Nurse Moojhe EKDAM potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khaye to roti,normal ke liye kya karu?

Nurse:PoTTI KHA!!!!

Funny Doctor Cinema Joke
Agar Doctor na film banane start kar di to film ka nam hoga-

Paralyzed ho na ho
Hum blood de chukka sanam
Mari yaar ke endscopy hai
Kaho na Diabeteshai
Hash ap hamara patient hoti
Pregnant banaya apna
Kabhi ICU Kabhi CCU
Hamara stethoscope apke pas hai
Operation to hona hi tha
Phir haddi fracture
Om surgery Om
Hypertension for you.

Hindi Doctor Joke
Patient  Doctor  ko bola --> Doctor  Sahab  Mujhe Dur  Ka Nazar Nahi ata hai..

Doctor na kaha-- > Wo Asmaan  Par Kia Hai?

Mareez --> wo Suraj hai

Doctor > Aabay  andhay  is  s e duur kia  khudha ko dekhaga keya..!

Doctor Patient Joke in Hindi
Patient: Docter Sab, mujhe bhool janey ki bemari hai

Doctor: Aap ko ye bemari kab se hai?

Mareez: Konsi bemari. . .
Then Doctor give a prescription to the patient
Kus samay bad----
Mareez : doctor sab a  dawai  to kahin se nahi mil rahi

Doctor: oo ho.. dawai likhna to hum bhol hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai:- 


Doctor Hindi Joke
Kaya hai a daily life jara dekha jai--
husband: "Mujhay Janwaron k Doctor k paas lay chalo"
Wife: "kon hai wo?"
husband: "Roz Subah Murghay ki tarah uthta  hoon;
Ghoray ki tarah bhaag k Office jata hoon;
Gadhay ki tarah kaam karta hoon;
Ghar  a ke  sab par Kuttay ki tarah bhonkta hoon;
Aur Raat ko Bhains k sath so jata hoon..

Funny Doctor Joke in Hindi
Doctor:bolo apki husband ki keya problem hai?

Bibi:wo khub durbal hai.

Doctor:usko besi besi karke dud khawan.

Bibi:maine to dudh khane ke lyee magar wo to tipta hai.

Patient and Doctor Joke in Hindi
Admi:maine bohut dinse cigarette chodne ke liee kosis karta raha hum agar nahi parta hu.

Doctor:jaldi petrol pump par koi job le lijie ga.

Doctor Joke
Bibi:meri pati mujhko khub jalati hai.

Doctor: usko tin file gum ki tablet khate dena.

Bibi: toh wo to mar jayega?

Doctor:toh uski valo ghum hoga aur aap vi chainse nind parna,magar bichane par nahi kabar par.

Hindi Comedy Doctor Joke
Admi:main eek problem le kar problem par hai,keyaa aap bolna paroge wo problem keyaa hai?

Doctor:tumhara problem hai ki ye koi problem nahi hai.

Doctor Nurse Joke in Hindi
Nurse: aur rogi de kar keya karega? Operation kar ke to sushtho admi ko osushtho kar deta hai aap.
Doctor: iss problem solve karne ke lieehi to aur rogi dorkar practice karne ke liee!!!

Hilarious Doctor Joke in Hindi
Doctor ane se pehle rogi mar gaye”-iske English keya hay?
Very simple- “Innlillahi wa innalillhir rajiun”. 


Hindi Doctor Funny Joke
Ek doctor ke pas gaya Rohan aur dekha 4 dollar ke binimoye baccha valo hota hay.

Rohan: wo keyse?

Doctor: tumhare bibi ko rakh jao aur 4 dollar de jao 4 din ke lie, guarantee hai tumhara
Baccha kala nahi hoga.

Funny Hindi Doctor Patient Joke
Doctor ki vul report me ek husband uski wife se kaha
Bola tha na tum upar raho aur mein niche rahu to tum pregnant nahi hota.

Hindi Doctor Joke
Ek admi bohot bemar tha,uske paribar ke log doctor ke pas le gaya
Doctor: e to mar gaya..
Patient: bahar ho kar, uski paribar se bola, doctor ne keya bola?
Paribar: chup karo tum to mar gaya, tumhare dafnake ata hu