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Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?
Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?
Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya....
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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

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Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai

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apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai
girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka
Jago grahak jago. 

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DUNIA me kavi v ache insan ki talash me mat niklna..!!!
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hum ghar me hi hote hai.

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Mom-so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,
Boy- pehle 100 rupey do.
Mom- kyu?
Boy- varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hai.

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Suraj:India k match harne pe apne 1000-1000 Rs. duub gaye
Ram:mere 2000 Rs dub gaye
Suraj:kaise?
Ram:maine raat ko us match k recape pr bhi 1000 Rs lagaye the

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Oh...! Are baap re..
Are paap ho gya
Ye kya hua
Aisa nhi hona tha
Bahut badi galti ho gyi
He Bhagwan
ye kya ho gya
mujse kis kanjus ko sms ho gya
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Chor pakadne ki machine bani
USA mai- i din mai 9 pakde gye
China mai- 30
UK mai- 50 pr
INDIA mai-1 gante mai machine chori ho gyi
east or west INDIA is the best