Latest Jatt Jokes

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.

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Jatt Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
.
Jatt Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.

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Jatt:
Oye Yara Machli Khaega?
Baniya:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.

Jatt:
Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena….

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Jatt: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Jatt : LIMOO PANI Me..!

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Jatt In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What Is Microsoft Excel?”
Jatt : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer 

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Jatt’s Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..
Jatt saved that
…Number in his Mobile Phone
as,
.
.
.

“New Father”

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Jatt Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”
Which States:

“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” 

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Jatt Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya
Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…

Jatt:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.

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Jatt saw a very high Airtel Tower

& red light glowing on the top,

seeing this he said €India is developing fast,

see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

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Jatt : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Jatt on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Jatt: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

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Jatt: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?

Jatt: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain

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Jatt k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Jatt ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

Jatt ki patni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.