Tapori Jokes

kya re chikne sms hafta nahi bhej rela hai,apun ko pta haitere pas sms ka bahut sara mal pdela hai,chal time khoti mat kar 5 khoke sms bhej jaldi.

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Apun Ko Yaad Krne Ka

apun Ko Phone Krne Ka

apun Ko SMS bhi Krne Ka

Nhi Kiya To
To


To

To
To
Darne Ka Nahi Re,
apun Karega Na.

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Kya horela hai bidu?Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha,isich vaaste tereku msg kiyela hai. Tu apun ka mast frnd hai mis to karegiich na! Chal reply chipka:- 

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Sun Bhai Ek Sher Bol Rayla Hai,
Roshni Chandse Hoti Hai Sitaronse Nahi,
TuMhare Cell Me Light HaMare SMS Se Hoti Hai
Battery Se Nahi...... 

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Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey 

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Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?  

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Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta 

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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta? 

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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega. 

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Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai. 

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God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga. 

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Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato
ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?

Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k
14 injection lagane ka.

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ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi

Is Lye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don

Bat to Ek he hy 

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Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!” 

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yehFord kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. 

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apun ko yad karne ka
apun ko phone krne ka
apun ko sms bhi krne ka
nahi kiya to

to

to
drne ka nhi re apun
khud karega