Pappu Jokes Hindi

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!
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Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha.
Dost aaya pepsi Pee kar bola: kyun udaas hai?
Aadmi: Aaj to din hi kharab hai,
Subah Biwi se jhagda ho gaya,
Raste mein car kharab,
Office late, Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,

Ab suicide ke liye Pepsi mein zahar milaya tha.
Wo bhi tu pi gya..
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952 boys heart attack se mar gaye
531 ne suicide kar Le
371 boys Behosh ho Gaye,
Reason: kisi Kamini ne afwa faila di ki “NEHA” ki shaadi ho gayi.
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Ladki ki Shaadi me Uska Puraana BOYFRIEND bhi aaya tha
Sabhi ne usse pucha: Kya aap hi Dulhe ho..
Boyfriend: Nhai main to Semi Final mein out ho gya,
Final dekhne aaya hu.
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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!
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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u
Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 6 Aya To dubara meri bari
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Maa- Beta, kya kar rahe ho..??
Beta- Padh raha hun ma..
Maa- Excellent..!!
Kya padh rahe Ho..??
Beta- Aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs!
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1 Ladka Ladki ka picha ker raha tha
GIRL- Tumhe pata hai piche meri ma aa rahi hai,
BOY- Hum to khandani Aashik hai teri ma ke piche mera Baap bhi aa raha hai
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Maa- Beta, kya kar rahe ho..??
Beta- Padh raha hun ma..
Maa- Excellent..!!
Kya padh rahe Ho..??
Beta- Aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs!