Funny Shayari Jokes & Messages

Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua

Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..
(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
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Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai

Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.
Unka to timepass ho jata hai….
Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.

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Cid ne sony se naata jod liya

Cid ne sony se naata jod liya,
Cid ne sony se naata jod liya..
Jis room me mana raha,
tha abivjit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya..

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India is nation and Dadar is station

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

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Har doori mitani padhti hai

Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.

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Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji

Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

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Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

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Dost ruthe to rab ruthe

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

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Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.