Pandit Jokes Sweet SMS in Hindi

Hamare Pyare Pandit Ji library me 2-3 ghante book pad ke bole: SO BORING. Itne saare characters, par koi story nahi.
Librarian:  Pandit ji, yeh to telephone directory hai !!
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Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Funny Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.

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Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?
Funny Gujarati: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega !

 -- Hahaha
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Ek bar ik dirty sharabi kisi sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Mein tujhe shraap deta hu.

Dirty Sharabi: Ruko, mein glassi le ke atta hu.
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Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.
Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai.
Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend bhi hai.
Funny Sahib: Beggar ho ke girlfriend bna li.

Funny Beggar: Nahi Sahib, girlfriend ne beggar bna diya.
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Mayawati post-office me money-order karvane jati hai.
Postmaster: Madam, yeh note fata hua hai, change kar do.

Mayawati: Mein apni mammi ko paise bhej rahi hu. Fata hua note bhejun ya naya, tumhe kya farak padta hai.
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Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.
Funny Student: Gandhi Ji ne kaha hai, musibat ka time hass hass ke gujarna chahiye.
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Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.
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Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.
Bania ka funny beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?
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Wife ko Thappad marne k bad husband bola:
"Admi usse marta hai jise wo Pyar karta hai."
Wife ne zor se Husband ko free style me Mara aur Boli:

"Aap kya samje me apse Pyar nahi karti..."