Husband Wife Sms Jokes

Husband wife Sms Jokes

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Ram ne Ravan ko maara

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)

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1982 in Singapore Janlok pal bill was passed

Do u know that in
1982 in Singapore Janlok pal bill
was passed and 142 politician’s were arrested
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Tabhi to Congress ki fatt rahi hai!!

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Excuse me plzz

Excuse me plzz
Aapke pass 2-4 achche Msg hai kya?
Agar hai to
Plz
plz
plz
Delete kar do na!
Kyu ki jab bhejna nahi hai to rakhne ka kya fayda?

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1 Bachcha roj mandir se, Chapal churata tha

1 Bachcha roj mandir se,

Chapal churata tha,
Usne paise ekthe kiye,
Aur 1 mobile kharida
Vidhi ka vidhan to dekho
Aaj wahi bachcha apni story padh raha hai

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Zaruri nahi ki insaan sirf AAG se Jale..!!

Zaruri nahi ki insaan sirf AAG se Jale..!!
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Kuch log mere style se bhi jalte hai..!! (**,)

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Mobile ek Mandir hai, Sim card uska Devta

Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI