Hindi Doctor Patient Nurse Jokes

Nurse and Patient Joke Patient:Nurse Moojhe EKDAM potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khaye to roti,normal ke liye kya karu? Nurse:PoTTI KHA!!!! Funny Doctor Cinema Joke Agar Doctor na film banane start kar di to film ka nam hoga- Paralyzed ho na ho Hum blood de chukka sanam Mari yaar ke endscopy hai Kaho na Diabeteshai Hash ap hamara patient hoti Pregnant banaya apna Kabhi ICU Kabhi CCU Hamara stethoscope apke pas hai Operation to hona hi tha Phir haddi fracture Om surgery Om Hypertension for you. Hindi Doctor Joke Patient  Doctor  ko bola --> Doctor  Sahab  Mujhe Dur  Ka Nazar Nahi ata hai.. Doctor na kaha-- > Wo Asmaan  Par Kia Hai? Mareez --> wo Suraj hai Doctor > Aabay  andhay  is  s e duur kia  khudha ko dekhaga keya..! Doctor Patient Joke in Hindi Patient: Docter Sab, mujhe bhool janey ki bemari hai Doctor: Aap ko ye bemari kab se hai? Mareez: Konsi bemari. . . Then Doctor give a prescription to the patient Kus samay bad---- Mareez : doctor sab a  dawai  to kahin se nahi mil rahi Doctor: oo ho.. dawai likhna to hum bhol hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai:- Doctor Hindi Joke Kaya hai a daily life jara dekha jai-- husband: "Mujhay Janwaron k Doctor k paas lay chalo" Wife: "kon hai wo?" husband: "Roz Subah Murghay ki tarah uthta  hoon; Ghoray ki tarah bhaag k Office jata hoon; Gadhay ki tarah kaam karta hoon; Ghar  a ke  sab par Kuttay ki tarah bhonkta hoon; Aur Raat ko Bhains k sath so jata hoon.. Funny Doctor Joke in Hindi Doctor:bolo apki husband ki keya problem hai? Bibi:wo khub durbal hai. Doctor:usko besi besi karke dud khawan. Bibi:maine to dudh khane ke lyee magar wo to tipta hai. Patient and Doctor Joke in Hindi Admi:maine bohut dinse cigarette chodne ke liee kosis karta raha hum agar nahi parta hu. Doctor:jaldi petrol pump par koi job le lijie ga. Doctor Joke Bibi:meri pati mujhko khub jalati hai. Doctor: usko tin file gum ki tablet khate dena. Bibi: toh wo to mar jayega? Doctor:toh uski valo ghum hoga aur aap vi chainse nind parna,magar bichane par nahi kabar par. Hindi Comedy Doctor Joke Admi:main eek problem le kar problem par hai,keyaa aap bolna paroge wo problem keyaa hai? Doctor:tumhara problem hai ki ye koi problem nahi hai. Doctor Nurse Joke in Hindi Nurse: aur rogi de kar keya karega? Operation kar ke to sushtho admi ko osushtho kar deta hai aap. Doctor: iss problem solve karne ke lieehi to aur rogi dorkar practice karne ke liee!!! Hilarious Doctor Joke in Hindi Doctor ane se pehle rogi mar gaye”-iske English keya hay? Very simple- “Innlillahi wa innalillhir rajiun”. Hindi Doctor Funny Joke Ek doctor ke pas gaya Rohan aur dekha 4 dollar ke binimoye baccha valo hota hay. Rohan: wo keyse? Doctor: tumhare bibi ko rakh jao aur 4 dollar de jao 4 din ke lie, guarantee hai tumhara Baccha kala nahi hoga. Funny Hindi Doctor Patient Joke Doctor ki vul report me ek husband uski wife se kaha Bola tha na tum upar raho aur mein niche rahu to tum pregnant nahi hota. Hindi Doctor Joke Ek admi bohot bemar tha,uske paribar ke log doctor ke pas le gaya Doctor: e to mar gaya.. Patient: bahar ho kar, uski paribar se bola, doctor ne keya bola? Paribar: chup karo tum to mar gaya, tumhare dafnake ata hu