Mazedar Hindi Jokes

Sher Ka Puttar
Ek Srdar apne Bete se bola oye ghabra

mat Tu sher ka puttar hai.
Beta: oye papaji, acha hua bata diya

techer bhi ye hi puchti he ki Tu kis janwar

ki aulad hai.?
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Doctor Ki Likhai
Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo

kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate

hai..
Wo likhte hai:---
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le...!"
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Batao na.!!
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai

meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..
Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne

ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..
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Kya hai?
ek bar American, Pakistani,
Or Chinese Chand Per Gaye.
tino ne Neche Dekha To Zameen Per ek

Lambi Line Nazar aee.
American : Ye NASA Ki Building Hai.
Chinese: Nhi Ye Cheen Ki Deewar Hai.
Pakistani: Na, Na, Na, Yeh To Na Building

Hai Or Na Deewar, YeTo Utility Store K

Bahr cheni leny Walon Ki Line Hai..!
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Aur Bhi Hai..
Sardar :- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I

AM GOING"?
Friend :- Main jaa raha hun.
Sardar :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur

bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke

jaa.. 
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Nahi Aata
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko

a,b,c Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9

tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k

pathy a,b,c main  9 nahi aata.
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Fir Bhi!!
Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko

Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The.
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Jor Se Bolo
Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di!
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Gita pe haath Kabhi Nahi
vakil Lalu se :  "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho

ke...... "
Lalu : "Yeh kya laga rakha hai, Sita ko

haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir

Gita pe hat rakhunga to sasura aap use bhi

bulwa lenge...!''.
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3 Din
Maalik Makaan : Mein tumko kiraya dene

ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Santa : Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur

Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
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Main Mera..
Bachha  (phone par): Madam, mera beta

aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho Ji?
Bachha : Main Mera papa bol rahe hoon.
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Palan Poshan
Ek 10 saal ka Bachha bohot dhyan se ek

book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Bachhon

ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother : yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Bachha : Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke

mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha

hai ya nahi.