hindi jokes Jokes Collection

Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.

Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai. :p
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1 chiti hathi par beth k ja rahi thi.Raste me kaccha bridg aa gaya.Usko dekh k chiti boli-..............Jaanu cross kar loge,k utru?....:-)
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Tchr-Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai?

Boy - Q ki Puch Me Itni Taakat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake!!

Sidhi Baat No Bakvas.. Clear hai!!;
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Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?



Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!
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Aaj Ka Sawal:
Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
very simple
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai..
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai...
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Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
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Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay? Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
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Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.



Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
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Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.



Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.