Larka Larki Shocking Story

Shocking Story..
Aik Larki ke pass unknown call Ayi,
Larka: Do u have Boy Friend?
Larki: Yes I have, but who are u?
Larka: Tera bhai. ruk Ghar aa k Btata hun.
After few seconds once again unknown call ayi,
Larka: Do you have Boy Friend?
Larki: No i have not.
Larka: tu phir main kon hun?
Larki: oh sorry Jan main samjhi ke bhai hain.

Larka: main tera bhai he hun. Bus aaj to tu gayi.
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Sardar Servis Shopes Ki Dukan Py

Sardar servis shopes ki
dukan py:
Bari gaurentee dandy oo,,
jutti ne tay 2 din vi nahi
kadday…
Dukandar:
Huwa kia hai??
Sardar:
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.
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Hona ki c
Chuki gai ayi.
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