Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?
Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?
Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main.
Teacher: Spelling bataao.
Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai,
main GOA main paida hua tha!!
Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main.
Teacher: Spelling bataao.
Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai,
main GOA main paida hua tha!!
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Father to Son
Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!
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Father to his son- How was the paper
Father to his son- How was the paper?
Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.
Father- acha,aur baki?
Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.
Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?
Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!
Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.
Father- acha,aur baki?
Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.
Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?
Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!
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Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya
Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya
socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting
aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya
kia bataon paper tha physics aur mein chemistry le aaya.
socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting
aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya
kia bataon paper tha physics aur mein chemistry le aaya.
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We Indian student are always the best
We Indian student are always the best..
Look how we study
1) B4 paper unnecessary sms to frndz.
2) Plan each day to study but end of d day:
“Kal se pakka”
3) We waste all our tym in counting chapterz instead of doing them.
4) We want break after evrey 2pages
5) Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry
6) We even start likeing doordarshan
7) About evrey hard topic we think:
“lagta nahi ke ye aayega”
8 ) B4 starting study, msg frndz
“Kitna padha? mein kya padhu?”
9) Right now u r thinking of forwarding this msg to ur frndz.
10) On each point u smiled, n thought
“Hum pr to bilkul suit krta hai”
Look how we study
1) B4 paper unnecessary sms to frndz.
2) Plan each day to study but end of d day:
“Kal se pakka”
3) We waste all our tym in counting chapterz instead of doing them.
4) We want break after evrey 2pages
5) Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry
6) We even start likeing doordarshan
7) About evrey hard topic we think:
“lagta nahi ke ye aayega”
8 ) B4 starting study, msg frndz
“Kitna padha? mein kya padhu?”
9) Right now u r thinking of forwarding this msg to ur frndz.
10) On each point u smiled, n thought
“Hum pr to bilkul suit krta hai”
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