Pathan Jokes

• Teacher :- Qayamat ky din zameen phat jiay g, aasman tukry tukry ho jiay ga
  Pathan :- Sir to kia us din school say chuti ho 

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• Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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  "Yara passport size photo nikalo
  Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"

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• Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
  Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
  Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
  Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
  Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.

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• Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
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  1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
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  Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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  Pathan: Al-Quaida.

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• Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
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  Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
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  Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
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  Nurse: 3000
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  Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
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  Karhai Nahi Karwani.

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• Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.
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  Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
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  Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay.

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• 2009 Ka zalim SmS
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  Girl: KHAN SB Tum mujy subha sy ly kr sham tk or sham sy ly kr subha tk pyar kerna
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  PATHAN: oye Zalim ka bachi To phir hum NASWAR kab khaye ga