Sardar Funny Jokes

• Sardar ko invitation mila
  k
  party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
  Sardar party me pohncha
  To dekha
  k
  "
  "
  Logon ne
  pant
  aur shirt b pehni hui hai.

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• Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
  Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.
  1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
  Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol"

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• Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
  Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
  Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
  Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!

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• SANTA: "I Love U"
  Means Kya Hota H?
  GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
  SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
  :-D

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• Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
  “Me sick, no work”
  Boss SMS back:
  “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
  2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
  “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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• Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.
  SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
  Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
  Yahi pe Dikha Do.