School Master Student Joke
Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
School Kid Joke
Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:
Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.
Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?
Ladka: Ab bhago!
Hindi School Joke
Teacher: jet biman itni jorse kiun sut ta hai?
Student: kiun ki uski lez par aag hai uss lyee.
Short Teacher Student Hindi School Joke
Teacher:haradhon ki 10 ladke kiun hai?
Student:ladki ki asa mein.
School Joke
Teacher: ek common baat bolo to jo sabne jata hai?
Student: khida lagne par khana khata hai.
Short Teacher Student Joke
Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.
Student and Teacer Joke Hindi
Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.
Funny Exam Joke in Hindi
Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga?
Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.
Hindi Joke about Teacher and Student
Teacher: bolo to kya khane par hamari aankhe ki dristi barta hai?
Student: ghas,lotapata ye khane par sir.
Teacher: keya mere sath yarki!!
Student: no sir, jara dhayan par dekho sir garu aur chagol ki ankho par keya aap chasme khayal kara?
Short and Funny Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?
Student: sir, pice ki bench par.
Comical Joke
Teacher:tumhare sahas to kam nahi hai,tum exam hall par durbin le kar ayaa.
Student: nahi sir meine to ye dekhne ke le ayea wo iss question par kyea answer likha.
Silly Student Reply
Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?
Student:meine
Teacher:keyse?
Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.
Satellite Channel Joke
Teacher: bolo to satellite channel dekhne par keya kufal hai?
Student: sir maramari karna prabanata bar jati hai.
Teacher: wo kayse?
Student: sir meine jab vi satellite channel on kya hai meri dady mejhe mara tha.
Hilarious Joke
Teacher: kaun bolna parega, prithibi ki weight kaya hai?
Student:no sir,magar India ki kitni wo meine bolna parunga.
Teacher: opodarth, India ki weight kaha par paya tune?
Student:sir, bara bara truck par likha tha “Samagra India 5 ton”.
Funny Student Reply
Teache: Jib aur Jar bolkar keyaa samajhti ho?
Student: Jib hota hai jo chlne parta hai, jemon gari. Aur Jar wo hota hai jo chalna nahi prata hai, jomon tree.
Question Answer Joke in Hindi
Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai?
Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par…
Joke
Teacher: kisiko aab crorepati bolne par wo khusi nahi hota hai kiun?
Student: Dudok ki voi pa kar.
Short Teacher Student Joke
Teacher:Phool ki marma sabse kaun samajhta hai?
Student: Majra poka sir.
Girl in Class Joke
Teacher: mein tumhare baap jaysa,koi problem pe ho to mujhko jarur bolna.
Ladki:sir aap to hamari Bap hai toh hamari Maa kaha hai?
Teacher Student Joke
Teacher:agle class me tumko “sami ki kabab” paraunga.
Ladki:kya sir, “Swami ki ovab”?
School Maths Joke
Teacher:Ek gavi ne daily 7ltr dudh deti hay to 1 week mein kitni degi?
Student:42 litre.Friday holyday.
Innocent Student Joke in Hindi
Teacher: bolo chiner prachir kaun vanga hai?
Student: sir believe us, humne use hat vi nahi lagaya.
Comedy Joke in Hindi
Teacher: ek admi 1kg chini lia 60 tk aur dokandar vul karke 100 tk ki not dia.
Ab bolo dokandar ki kitne loss hua?
Student: sir, wo jal not hai.
Laugh Out Loud Hindi Joke
Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.
Silly Teacher Student Joke in Hindi
Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.
Student:yes
Teacher: tum ek insane ho
Student: no
Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.
Student: very good sir.
Funny Student Joke
Teacher: tumhara bap ka na keya hai?
Student: sir, char option do to parunga.
School Hindi Joke
Ek teacher uski dust student ko matha kara raha tha
But uski student very chalu hai, magar padna nahi chahta hai
Teacher: bolo to rohan do kela aur do kela kitne hoti hai?
Rohan: sir (thinking).
Sonia: vaia bolna math sikha raha hai…
Silly Student Reply Joke
Teacher:2+2 kitne hote hai?
Student: five sir.
Teacher:gadha.
Student:sir mein key gadha hu, meri bap aur bada gadha hay.
Teacher and Student Funny School Joke
Teacher: pada raha hay shilpa, biplod etc.
Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha
Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?
Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.
Comedy Teacher Student Joke in Hindi
Teacher: ut pakhi ki koiti pa?
Student: sir, 3 ta.
Teacher: kachakachi hua, aur is lie tumko puroskrit kia jata hai.
School Teacher Joke in Hindi
Teacher: kabhi poschim side me presab math kaarna.
Ek din ek choti ladky poschim side me presab kar rahi hai, tab teacher uske pice mara
Aur kaha kiun tum us tarah presab kar rahi ho?
Kuch din bad wo teacher bhi poschim dik mein presab karne laga.
Ladky: sir aaj to ap us tarah presab kar rahi hay.
Teacher: mein to mere lingo ghura dena parti hu. Keya tumhara vi ghurti hay?
Teacher Student Maths Joke in Hindi
Teacher: kela 1 Rs. Hole 15 Rs. Me kitni hali kela paoge tum?
Student: 1 Rs. Hali kela? Apki ass mein dhuka denge
Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
School Kid Joke
Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:
Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.
Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?
Ladka: Ab bhago!
Hindi School Joke
Teacher: jet biman itni jorse kiun sut ta hai?
Student: kiun ki uski lez par aag hai uss lyee.
Short Teacher Student Hindi School Joke
Teacher:haradhon ki 10 ladke kiun hai?
Student:ladki ki asa mein.
School Joke
Teacher: ek common baat bolo to jo sabne jata hai?
Student: khida lagne par khana khata hai.
Short Teacher Student Joke
Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.
Student and Teacer Joke Hindi
Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.
Funny Exam Joke in Hindi
Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga?
Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.
Hindi Joke about Teacher and Student
Teacher: bolo to kya khane par hamari aankhe ki dristi barta hai?
Student: ghas,lotapata ye khane par sir.
Teacher: keya mere sath yarki!!
Student: no sir, jara dhayan par dekho sir garu aur chagol ki ankho par keya aap chasme khayal kara?
Short and Funny Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?
Student: sir, pice ki bench par.
Comical Joke
Teacher:tumhare sahas to kam nahi hai,tum exam hall par durbin le kar ayaa.
Student: nahi sir meine to ye dekhne ke le ayea wo iss question par kyea answer likha.
Silly Student Reply
Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?
Student:meine
Teacher:keyse?
Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.
Satellite Channel Joke
Teacher: bolo to satellite channel dekhne par keya kufal hai?
Student: sir maramari karna prabanata bar jati hai.
Teacher: wo kayse?
Student: sir meine jab vi satellite channel on kya hai meri dady mejhe mara tha.
Hilarious Joke
Teacher: kaun bolna parega, prithibi ki weight kaya hai?
Student:no sir,magar India ki kitni wo meine bolna parunga.
Teacher: opodarth, India ki weight kaha par paya tune?
Student:sir, bara bara truck par likha tha “Samagra India 5 ton”.
Funny Student Reply
Teache: Jib aur Jar bolkar keyaa samajhti ho?
Student: Jib hota hai jo chlne parta hai, jemon gari. Aur Jar wo hota hai jo chalna nahi prata hai, jomon tree.
Question Answer Joke in Hindi
Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai?
Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par…
Joke
Teacher: kisiko aab crorepati bolne par wo khusi nahi hota hai kiun?
Student: Dudok ki voi pa kar.
Short Teacher Student Joke
Teacher:Phool ki marma sabse kaun samajhta hai?
Student: Majra poka sir.
Girl in Class Joke
Teacher: mein tumhare baap jaysa,koi problem pe ho to mujhko jarur bolna.
Ladki:sir aap to hamari Bap hai toh hamari Maa kaha hai?
Teacher Student Joke
Teacher:agle class me tumko “sami ki kabab” paraunga.
Ladki:kya sir, “Swami ki ovab”?
School Maths Joke
Teacher:Ek gavi ne daily 7ltr dudh deti hay to 1 week mein kitni degi?
Student:42 litre.Friday holyday.
Innocent Student Joke in Hindi
Teacher: bolo chiner prachir kaun vanga hai?
Student: sir believe us, humne use hat vi nahi lagaya.
Comedy Joke in Hindi
Teacher: ek admi 1kg chini lia 60 tk aur dokandar vul karke 100 tk ki not dia.
Ab bolo dokandar ki kitne loss hua?
Student: sir, wo jal not hai.
Laugh Out Loud Hindi Joke
Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.
Silly Teacher Student Joke in Hindi
Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.
Student:yes
Teacher: tum ek insane ho
Student: no
Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.
Student: very good sir.
Funny Student Joke
Teacher: tumhara bap ka na keya hai?
Student: sir, char option do to parunga.
School Hindi Joke
Ek teacher uski dust student ko matha kara raha tha
But uski student very chalu hai, magar padna nahi chahta hai
Teacher: bolo to rohan do kela aur do kela kitne hoti hai?
Rohan: sir (thinking).
Sonia: vaia bolna math sikha raha hai…
Silly Student Reply Joke
Teacher:2+2 kitne hote hai?
Student: five sir.
Teacher:gadha.
Student:sir mein key gadha hu, meri bap aur bada gadha hay.
Teacher and Student Funny School Joke
Teacher: pada raha hay shilpa, biplod etc.
Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha
Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?
Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.
Comedy Teacher Student Joke in Hindi
Teacher: ut pakhi ki koiti pa?
Student: sir, 3 ta.
Teacher: kachakachi hua, aur is lie tumko puroskrit kia jata hai.
School Teacher Joke in Hindi
Teacher: kabhi poschim side me presab math kaarna.
Ek din ek choti ladky poschim side me presab kar rahi hai, tab teacher uske pice mara
Aur kaha kiun tum us tarah presab kar rahi ho?
Kuch din bad wo teacher bhi poschim dik mein presab karne laga.
Ladky: sir aaj to ap us tarah presab kar rahi hay.
Teacher: mein to mere lingo ghura dena parti hu. Keya tumhara vi ghurti hay?
Teacher Student Maths Joke in Hindi
Teacher: kela 1 Rs. Hole 15 Rs. Me kitni hali kela paoge tum?
Student: 1 Rs. Hali kela? Apki ass mein dhuka denge
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