Hindi Jokes

Santa-agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga..

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[after marriage]
Santa-oye, bhabi ka kya nam hai?


banta-google kaur!

santa-aisa kyu?

banta-sawal ek oucho jawab 10 milta hai.

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Boy-I Love u
Girl ne boy se pucha main bhi tumse i love u kahu to kya karoge
Boy- khushi se mar jaaunga
Girl- ja pagle nahi kehti
JEE Le apni zindgi... 

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ADVOCATE KI Biwi:Aap T.V aur Freez Kab Laoge?
ADVOCATE:Court Me Talak Ka 1Case H
Wo Solve Hote Hi Unka Ghar Ujdega aur T.V Freez Aa Jyega 

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Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai

C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E- Everyday 

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PINKY: Ye Tumhe Kya Sujh Gaya Ki..
Tumne Kutta Paal Liya?
PADOSAN:Taaki Logo Ko Pata Na Chal Sake Ki..
Kaun Bhauk Raha Hai. 

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Kashmir ki Wadiyon me
Barfili hawaon main
jhil k kinare bethe
RANJHA ko
HEER ne kia kaha??
?

"ULLU K PATHE"
HERO mat bn
Sweater Pehen Le Sale Mar Thand Lag jau gi

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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he? 

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Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi 

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Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?
Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?
Santa: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gaya
Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?
Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha.