Jokes

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol
I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

Agr question papr tuff lge
ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?

I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai

I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
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Guess which song?
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guess!
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O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.

C.B.S.E. pesh karta h khas 3rd March. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, "UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder... ana jarur

If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.

If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement...

HAPPY EXams Days.

1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge

hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q?
jago student jago!!!!

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->

Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

" Success is not climbing up the
ladder bt its lyk climbing on a
pyramid Bcoz as u go
higher, lesser is the space &
better is the
competition."...

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai

Side effects of Exams:
A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.
So he asked the waiter, "Syllabus Lana, Zarra!"

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20.
Same rules should be applied in exams!
Exams timing: Should be reduced to one hour.
Power play: No invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.
Cheer leaders: To dance after every right answer written.
Strategic time-out: Time for students for discussion.
Super Over: Chance for students to form their own question!