Hindi Jokes

Santa-Yaar Eh RAM-NOMI ki hai?
Banta-Tainu Enaa Vi Ni pta?Tere varge loga di waje to hi asi sare badnam hai.
SANTA-Nahi pata yaar, Sorry, Tu das na.
BANTA-Is din shri RAM CHANDER ji 8vi pass kar ke Nomi Wich gaye si….!

Wish you all very happy Ram Navmi
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Banta: chemical Symbol of Barium?
Santa: BA
Banta: and Sodium?
Santa: NA
Banta: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

Santa: BANANA!
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Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?

Banta:
So Simple Yaar..
“Naag Do Not Punch Me”
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Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??..
Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi…
Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ??

Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!
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Barsaat Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum,
wah wah…. wah wah
Barsaat Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum,
Rajnikanth Ne Phoonk Maari Aur Sukh Gaye Hum.

LOLssss
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Santa: Dr. Sahab Main bahut khush rehta hoon
Neend sukoon se aati hai
Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai
Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai
Koi pareshani hi nahi.
Aisa kiyon hai..?
Doctor: Main aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon..
Aap ki zindagi mein “Vitamin She” ki kami hai!