Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

Santa Ke Ghar Ek Billi Rehti Thhi…
Santa Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chhod Aaya,
Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.
Santa Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya,
Billi Phir Usse Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi.
Santa Ko Bahut Gussa Aaya…
Aur Abki baar Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada Door Chhodne Gaya…
Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puchha.
Santa: Banto, Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi?

Banto Kaur: Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai, bolo kya hua?
Santa Rote Hue: Uss Kamini Se Bol Ki Mujhe Aaker Le Jaye, Main Rasta Bhul Gaya Hoon!!
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Santa khet mein radio lekar potty karne gaya…
Wapas aane par Banta ne puchha… “Aaj to maze se ki hogi”

Santa bola: Nahin yaar, Radio par Jana Gana Mana aaya to khade khade karni padi
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje fansi di jayegi!
Santa Sardar: Hahahahaha
Jailor: Kya hua, Hans kyun rahe ho?

Santa Sardar: Main to uthta hi subah 9 baje hoon..
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Santa : cm ka full form kya hai?
Banta : cheif minister
Santa : wrong!!!!
Banta : kyun?

Santa : it’s Crime Minister!
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Santa: Mere padosi ka bachcha gum ho gaya!
Banta: Phir kya kiya?
Santa: Maine bola, Google par search kar lo, mil jaaye to download kar lena!