Sardar Jokes

Sardar: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de. Plz plz plz…

Banta: Par kyun???

Sardar: Kyunki main paper vich ye hi likh aaya hun…..

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Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha!

Why?

Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna...

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2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha

1st:abhey bhag

2nd: me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai..

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Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sardar: "arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus�.."

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Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya, Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi, Sardar Bola,



Me Na Socha Surprise Dun Ga...=P;->

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NURSE kept SARDAR�S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST