Baap Beta Hindi Family Jokes

Bap:ek tasbir to bar dekhle smritishakti bridhi hota hai
Beta: Papa meine is lie ek ticket par do cinema dekhta hu…


Beta: abbu mere ko chocolate khana hai
Kanjoos bap: tu kaun hai?
Admi: ye tumhara bap hai?
Beta: ha.
Admi: yeh tumhara bap hai, ye tumko kisne kaha?


Bap: us ladki keya hai?
Beta: kaun?
Bap: jo chand ki tarah dekh kar kisiko khoj raha hai.


Beta:Baba dunia me kaun sabsi badi vikhari hai?
Bap: Politician, wo vote ke lie admi ki paa vi dhorne ragi rahega.


Bap:humko gyanai bondhu kaun hai?
Beta:teacher o ne.


Bap:kambal chor aur tinchor se farak keya hai?
Beta: dono ne election par jana chata hai.


Radio ki bare mein baat karte waqt…
Beta: Baba, keya hai ye?
Baba:meri to samajh nahi aata hai, rokh lo jara tumhare dada ko phone deta hu.


Beta:koi mokadma ki ray hone se pehle hi Neta log bemar ho jati hai kiun?
Bap: kiun ki chote bela school jane ke waqt bemar hota tha uss lyee.



Beta:Baba,paysa aur sms ki keya diference hai?
Bap:paysa de kar vi sab samay delivery nahi ata hai magar sms
De kar jarur delivery report ata hai…


Baba: maine jo tumhare hometask ki math kara dya tha,kya tum wo tumhare sir ko dekhaya?
beta: ha.
Baba: keya bola hai?
Beta: wo bola, tumhare baap ki vul par tumko kayse pitai karu.



Beta: Baba ye keya hai?
Bap:ye gadhe hai.
Beta:assa baba gadhe kya saadi karte hai?
Bap: ha beta jo gadhe wo hi to saadi karte hai.



Baba:exam kaysa hua, sab prasno ko ans dia to?
Beta:ha sab dia magar 2 prasna par 1 no. track ke badle 3 no. track likh kar aya.

Maa Beta Hindi Family Jokes 
Maa: keya; bat hay tum kiun shoes nahi padte ho?
Beta: ek hapta ke bad padunga.
Maa: kiun?
Beta: kiun tum suna nahi first hapta me ektu batha lagega.

Maa:beta,jamai tujhko chithi likhta hai keya?
Beti:na,ma chithi nahi likhta hai. Magar haptah me do tinbar message deta hai.


Beta bari pe uski bibi le ayaa.
Ladki ko dekh kar uski maa bola,ye kaya kardi mere baap ladki ki sharir ki rang kala, uski bad ankhe tera, data vi poka ne khaya.
Beta: fis fis kar kaya bolti ho, jorse bolo wo kaan me vi kam suntan hai.


Maa: tumse ek match anne ke liee kaha tha ana keyaa?
Beta:ha ana hai.
Maa: sab kathi thik hai ki nahi?
Beta: iss lyee meine sab kathi chek kar ke ana 

Maa Beti Hindi Family Jokes 
Maa beti se kaha
Maa: tumhara future plan keya hai?
Beti: meine maa banugi,study karungi,boyfrnd ko help karungi..
Maa: jo vi karna jara serial maintain karke karna beti.


Maa beti se kaha: beti bada ho kar  tum keya hona hona chahta ho?
Beti: meine ek assi maa banna chahta hu.