Jokes

40. (kavi ka Beta School Mein =P)

Teacher : What Is N0un??

Student : Arz Karta Hoon...
...
kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King...
Wah Wah...

Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King...

Noun Is A Name Of Any Person Place Or Thing!! =p

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41. Santa Rockss ;-) ;-D

Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge?
Santa:1-2 min Dekhenge
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Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,Wrna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge!:

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42. Santa Rocks ;-)

Teacher:
Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?

Sam:
MS Excel

John:
MS Word

Matt:
MS PowerPoint

Santa:
After Thinking a lot:
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“MS Dhoni”

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43. The Best Prank Call Ever:

"Hello KFC?"

- " Yes, How can I help you sir?"
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" I want MACDONALD'S number!!! :-P:-D

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44. Techr-Itni Late Kyu Aye.
Kid-Mummy Papa Me Ladai Ho Gai
Techr-To Late Kyu HuaKid-Mera 1 Juta Mom Ke Hath Me Aur 2sra Papa K Hath Me tha...

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42. Texi Wala-Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya
Tha. . !
Ab Kitna Bhada Lu. ?
Santa- Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya
Hu. . :D :P

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43. Santa sarab pite pite ro pada..

Banta:: kyun ro rahe ho
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Santa:: jise bhulane ke liye pee raha tha uska naam nahi yaad aa raha hai..lol..

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44. Ladka Exam Hall me

pareshan tha
Sir:Kya hua?
Qustn papr
mushkil he?
Boy:
Nahi sir,
main to soch raha hu is qustn ka
ans
kis jeb me hai?

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45. Santa ne exam sheet par SUSU karke teacher ke hath me thama di.

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Teacher-GADHE ye kya kia.!!!
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Santa.-Sir, apne hi kaha tha pahle jo aa rha he wahi krdo...

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46. Santa jab court se case jeet k aaya to usne wakeel ko bas 1o rupee diye.....
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.wakeel (Lawyer) gussa ho ke bola-"YE MERE CHAPRASI K LIYE HE KI MERE NAUKAR K LIYE....?????"
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.....Santa bola-"YE TUM TEENO KE LIYE HAI...

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47. Ek train accident me 100 sardar mar gaye 1 bach gaya !

Reportar ne usse pucha : ye sab kaise hua? 
Sardar : jaise hi anouncement hua ki shatabdi express platform no. 2 par aa rahi hai sab platform se utarkar apni jaan bachane patri par aa gaye, lekin train patri par aa gayi aur sab mar gaye,
Reportar : yani aap samajdar sardar nikle jo patri par nahi utare. 
Sardar : ji nahi me to suicide karne aya tha anouncement sunkar patri se hatkar platform par let gaya tha.

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48. Masoom Dhamki

Ek Chor Chori Kar Ke Ghar Se Jaa Raha Tha.....Ki Bache Ki Aankh Khul Gai........

Bacha : Mera School Bag Bhi Le Ja Varna Shor Macha Dunga......:-P :-D

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49. Santa was lying on beach,

American: R u Relaxing?
Santa:No I m Santa Singh,
Another Amrican: R u relaxing?
Santa: No I m Santa Singh
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting)
I m santa Singh >:O
Santa left that
place in anger.
Then Santa asks one American
lying nearby,
R u relaxing?
American: Yes.
Santa slaps him & says,
Kutte sab tujhe dhund rhe
he aur tu yha
pada

hai. :D :D