Best Jokes Hindi

30. Girlfriend: I Am Going To Marry
Someone Else, Forget Me
Forever !!
Funny Boyfriend:
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Naa Tere Aane Ki Khushi,
Na
Tere Jaane Ka Gam,
Jaao Bahen Jao Jee Lo Apni Zindagi,
Doosri Pata Leinge Hum

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31. Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? Pap

pu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sak
ti hai :D . .

Miss: shut up & get out. 
Babloo: miss mein bataon..? 
Miss: very good, batao.. 
Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye :D . .
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Miss: u also get out. 
Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: i think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.. .
Shamu :miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai. :- D:-
D Miss: u also get out. . GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO... . GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ;-) Students Rock!

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31. Teacher: Homework Kyun

Nahi Kiya?
Student: Sir, Light
Nahi Thi
Teacher: To MomBatti Jala
Lete ... Student: Sir, Maachis
Nahi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kyun Nahi
Thi
Student: Pooja Ghar Me
Rakhi Thi. Teacher: To Wahan Se Le
Aate
Student: Nahaya Hua Nahi
Tha
Teacher: Nahaye Kyun Nahi
Thi. Student: Pani Nahi Tha
Sir.
Teacher: Pani Kyu Nahi Tha?
Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal
Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu Ke Pathe Motor Kyun Nahi Chal Rahi
Thi ?
Student: Sir Bataya
To Ttha Light Nahi Thi :

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32. Angrez darwaza kholne ko hindi me kaise kahega... 

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U dnt kw......?
... ... .
.
.Mai batata hu......

Wo kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY."

Say ten times khud samajh aa jayega

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33.  Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. 

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

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34. Pintu Pappu Ki Wedding Main: Are pappu Ye Bhabhi Gumsum Kyun Hai, Koi Muskaan Nahi Hai, Koi Tenshion Hai Kya??

Funny Pappu: Haan Yaar Isne Iske Baap Se Lipistick Laane Ke Liye Kaha Tha, saale Ganje Ne
Fevistick Laakar Pakda Di

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35. Santa-Banta Style of Cheating ;)

..
Santa-Banta cheating krne hi wale the k Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha? 
Santa:Sir is ne pucha Japan ka capital kya h..
Teachr:
to tum ne bta dya?
Banta:Nai Sir.. Mene isko danta tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab na "TOKYO":D

Geo CheaterZ!:-P 
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36. Amazing facts bout CID :

1) Daya has d world record 4
breaking the mst no. Of doors
2) C.I.D bureau has 1 tata sumo
since 13 yrs
3) In the entire 20 storey cid
building only 6 people work
4) There is no police in
mumbai,C.I.D handles every case
5) Accused person acepts his
crime only aftr gting a slap on
face from Daya
6) None of the C.I.D officers got
Married
7) People remember the person
they saw once n give exact sketch
8) None of the officers ever got
promotion nt even A.C.P
9) Salunke just pres ctrl n alt n
gets finger prints testd
10) End of episode all criminals
get faasi :D:D

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37. Santa Rocks :) like kar le na ;)

Santa called FM radio &
said:-

I’ve found a purse with
Rs.15000/- a credit card &
... ... an ID card of Mr.Ram new
road, Kathmandu.

Radio Jockey: How honest
so you want to return his
purse?

Santa: no.. I just wanted to
dedicate a sad song for
him...! :D

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38. Teacher:What is half of 8??

Rajnikant:
4
...
Santa:
Depend karta hai agar horizontally aadha karo to '0'
Aur vertically kaato toh '3'.

Santa rocked.
Rajnikant shocked\=D/

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39. *Extraordinarily Khatarnak Student*

Teacher: "Do you know Avogadro's Number"?

Student: "Avogadro Ladka Tha Ya Ladki"?

Teacher: "Ladka"

Student: "Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko Ke Number Nahi Rakhta" ;) :p