Funny jokes

Santa: You know, Our new neighbor is an Aam Aadmi Party member.
Banta: Tujhe kaise pata?

Santa: Aaj savere, jab maine use hath hila kar hello kia tha usne mujhe Jhaadu dikhaya!!
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Meri kabra pe mat gulaab leke aana
Na hi hatho mein chirag leke aana
Pyaasa hoon main barso se pyare

Bottle Coke ki aur ek Glass leke aana
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Kapil restraunt mein gaya…
Wahan par usne waiter se bola: Garam kya hai?
Waiter: Chaumin
Kapil: aur garam?
Waiter: soup,
Kapil: aur garam?
Waiter: Boiling water.
Kapil: aur garam?
Waiter: fireball

Kapil: jaldi lekar aao sigar jalaani hai.
ha ha ha
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Jagjit Singh singing-
Yeh daulat bhi le lo,
Yeh shohrat bhi le lo..
Suddenly Santa stands up & says-
Main toh bahut pareshan hun,
meri toh aurat bhi le lo….
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Santa flight mein pilot ke cabin mein ghus jata hai,
aur uske headphone khinchne lagta hai..
Pilot: Mera headphone kyun khinch rahe ho?
Santa: array ticket ke paise to humne bhi diye hai, gaane tu akela sunega..

he he ha ha..
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Dr: Kaise aana hua?
Santa: Doctor sahab, tabiyat theek nahi hain
Dr: Sharab peete ho?

Santa: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I’m not feeling well!