Hindi Jokes

20. Husband Biwi Se:

Pani Pila Do ...
Biwi :- Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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Husband (Gussey se):
"Nahi"Gala Check Karna Hai
Kahin se"LEAK"to Nahi Hai =P xD

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21. Height of Facebook update :

A newly born baby's status

"Thanks God!
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Got delivered successfully."

At- Apollo hospital, Bangalore.

With

Suresh, Ramesh, Sonu, Moni and my girl friend Sonam. O.o

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22. When aryabhatta checked my papers, 

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he invented zero:-P

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23. Maine 1 Ladki se puchha:
Tum facebook use karti ho ??
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Ladki: Nahi, Main Facewash use krti
hoon :D :P

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24. Ye baat sun kar Mere haathon se Gol Gappa hi

gir gya
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jab gol gappe wala bola
"Please give your feedback on Our Facebook
Page" :-P

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25. Teacher: Beta batao Parle G kepacket pe jo Green dot banahai uska matlab kya hai?

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Baccha-'mam iska matlab Parle G online baithe hain..

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26. Bird asked a bee, u work so hard 2 get honey n people steal. dont u feel sad?

Bee-no,coz they can never steal my art of making honey.

Moral:
... Insaan kya.....
kutta, billi, makkhi, jisko dekho wo aajkal philosphy jhaad raha hai....:D :P :p

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27. Bird asked a bee, u work so hard 2 get honey n people steal. dont u feel sad?

Bee-no,coz they can never steal my art of making honey.

Moral:
... Insaan kya.....
kutta, billi, makkhi, jisko dekho wo aajkal philosphy jhaad raha hai....:D :P :p

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28. A child prayed to god for a cycle

he didnt get.......:(
next he goes to mandir n stole's ganesh ji's statue
N wrote a letter to shivji agar bacha chahye toh mandir k peeche cycle le k ajao....

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29. Santa to banta: Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage,

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Banta: Goli maar de :D