Rose day : Phool
nahi mile..
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Propose day : Ladki nahi mili..
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Chocolate day : chocolate Costly the...
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Promise day : Jab Govt. nahi kar sakti to hum kya kare??
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Teddy day : Jab chocolate kharid nahi sakte to Teddy kahan se kharide??
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Kiss day : Jab Ladki nahi mili to kiss kissey kare??
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Hug day : Bas tanhai se hi : hug karte rah gaye!!!
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Valentine's day : Jab upar ke sare din aise gaye to iss din kya milega ?
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Babaji ka Thullu
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Propose day : Ladki nahi mili..
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Chocolate day : chocolate Costly the...
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Promise day : Jab Govt. nahi kar sakti to hum kya kare??
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Teddy day : Jab chocolate kharid nahi sakte to Teddy kahan se kharide??
.
Kiss day : Jab Ladki nahi mili to kiss kissey kare??
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Hug day : Bas tanhai se hi : hug karte rah gaye!!!
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Valentine's day : Jab upar ke sare din aise gaye to iss din kya milega ?
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Babaji ka Thullu
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Life is like a chocolate box,
Each chocolate is like a portion of life,
Some r crunchy, some r nutty,Some r soft,
but all r DELICIOUS.
Enjoy Chocolate Day
Each chocolate is like a portion of life,
Some r crunchy, some r nutty,Some r soft,
but all r DELICIOUS.
Enjoy Chocolate Day
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Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.20 (Red Rose)
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Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.100 (Card + Ice Cream)
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Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.250 (Cant give a low price chocolate)
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Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.700 (That s the lowest price)
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Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.130 (Again,few food expenses )
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Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.250 (You have to hug after applying a DEO)
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Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.150 (SPRAY MINT before kissing) .
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Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000 (You cant handle lesser than this amount) .
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Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.100 (Card + Ice Cream)
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Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.250 (Cant give a low price chocolate)
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Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.700 (That s the lowest price)
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Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.130 (Again,few food expenses )
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Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.250 (You have to hug after applying a DEO)
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Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.150 (SPRAY MINT before kissing) .
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Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000 (You cant handle lesser than this amount) .
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Valentine Special -
लड़की दुकानदार से : भैया आप के पास ऐसा वैलेंटाइन कार्ड है जिसमे लिखा हो..
'U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE'..?
दुकानदार : हाँ है ..!
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लड़की : ठीक है 10 दे दो.
लड़की दुकानदार से : भैया आप के पास ऐसा वैलेंटाइन कार्ड है जिसमे लिखा हो..
'U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE'..?
दुकानदार : हाँ है ..!
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लड़की : ठीक है 10 दे दो.
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Dear Girls
:-
Agar aajkal aapke inbox me random boys ke msgs aane lage hai..
and wo aapki tareefon pe tareefien kiye ja rahe hai ...
sath hi bade pyar se baat kar rahe
hai toH ... ?
.
.
Toh SHAWDHAN Jyada influence
hone ki and "Awww" karne ki jarurat nahi hai ..
.
.
Wo ladka valetine's day ka jugad
dhundne ke mission par hai
Agar aajkal aapke inbox me random boys ke msgs aane lage hai..
and wo aapki tareefon pe tareefien kiye ja rahe hai ...
sath hi bade pyar se baat kar rahe
hai toH ... ?
.
.
Toh SHAWDHAN Jyada influence
hone ki and "Awww" karne ki jarurat nahi hai ..
.
.
Wo ladka valetine's day ka jugad
dhundne ke mission par hai
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Time table aa gaya
hai ...
... taiyari shuru kar do
7 Feb-Rose Day
8 Feb-Propose Day
9 Feb-Chocolate Day
10 Feb-Teddy Day
11 Feb-Promise Day
12 Feb-Hug Day
13 Feb-Kiss Day
14 Feb-Valentine' Day.
and then
15 FEB- POCKET KHALI DAY...
... taiyari shuru kar do
7 Feb-Rose Day
8 Feb-Propose Day
9 Feb-Chocolate Day
10 Feb-Teddy Day
11 Feb-Promise Day
12 Feb-Hug Day
13 Feb-Kiss Day
14 Feb-Valentine' Day.
and then
15 FEB- POCKET KHALI DAY...
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