Hindi Funny Jokes

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!
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Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha.
Dost aaya pepsi Pee kar bola: kyun udaas hai?
Aadmi: Aaj to din hi kharab hai,
Subah Biwi se jhagda ho gaya,
Raste mein car kharab,
Office late, Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,

Ab suicide ke liye Pepsi mein zahar milaya tha.
Wo bhi tu pi gya..
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952 boys heart attack se mar gaye
531 ne suicide kar Le
371 boys Behosh ho Gaye,
Reason: kisi Kamini ne afwa faila di ki “NEHA” ki shaadi ho gayi.
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1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha
Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai.
Usme likha tha:
07/09/2001
Msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!!!
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BHIKARI- Sahab Rs. 10/- do Coffee pina hai
MAN- Lekin 1 Coffee to 5/- ki hai?
Sahab Girl-Friend bhi hai
MAN- Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali?
Nahi sahab
GF ne Bhikari bana diya
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Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge
par larki shareef chahiye…..
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Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
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Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,
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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!