Hindi Funny Jokes

Ladka:  I love you <3
Ladki: Sorry, Main kisi aur se pyar karti hoon…
Ladka udas ho gaya
Fir achanak bhagne laga aur bola

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Teri mummy ko bataunga …
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Ladki: Ruk ja kamine, Main to mazaak kar rahi thi…  I love you too <3 :-p
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha… Ayodhya
TT : Ticket hai?
Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?

TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein.
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Patni pati se : Tum khud to kuch karte nani, mujhe zehar la ke de do!!
Pati: nahin, main tumhe zehar nahi la sakta…

Patni: Hadd hai,  tum to aisa hi sochoge… main apne liye nahi, Chuhon ke liye manga rahi hoon.
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Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aaye hai?
Banta :Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab main paida bhi nahin hua tha!!
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Ma Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Mein,
Ma Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Mein,

Ab bas Meri Shadi Kar do Jun Ya July Mein!!
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Arz Kiya hai ke
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..

Koma se jage hua mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!