Comedy Nights – Husband Wife Joke

Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na?
Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua??
Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha… “Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na?”
—– In Hindi —–
कपिल (बीवी से): तेरे बाप कि जले पर नमक छिड़कने की आदत गयी नहीं ना?
सुमोना: क्यूँ? अब क्या हुआ??
कपिल: आज फिर से पूछ रहा था… “मेरी बेटी से शादी करके खुश तो हो ना?”
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Cockroach ke Liye Powder Loge Kya?

Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa Bola:
“Ji Nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!”
Salesman Fainted !!

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Sir Poora Nahin Aata Hai

Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.
Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

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Santa Singh Asks A Mendak about Sardars

Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek MENDAK se puchha ki ‘Sardaro me dimag hota hai’?
Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya.
Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ?