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INTERVIEWER TO BAPU: AAP KA JANAM KAHA HUA THA?

BAPU: PORBANDAR.

INTERVIEWER:USKA SPELLING BATAO?

BAPU:MAZAK KAR RAHA THA YAAAR,GOA MAI HUA THA!!!!!!!!!!!

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!! 

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