Jokes >> Bhikhari

Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel, 1 Pizza,

1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.

Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?

Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!

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Ultimate bezzati.
Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the,
1 bhikari aya,
Sub se paise liye
Or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya...!!;-) 

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Ek baar red light par bhikhari bheek maang raha tha.

Tabhi ek aadmi ne pucha tum daru,cigrete peete ho.
Bhikhari -nahi.aadmi- tum jua khelte ho.bhikhari-kun majak karte ho saheb. khane ko milta nahi aap shauk ki baat karte hain.
Aadmi- meri gadi me baitho. main apni bibi ko dikhaunga ki tum me koi buri aadat nahi hai aur tum bheek mang rahe ho. Mujhme sab buri aadatein hain aur main aish kar raha hun.

MORAL-bibiyon ko hamesha patiyon ko dandatana nahi chahiye.sarv gun sampan pati chahiye to bheekari hi milega. 

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Insaan sub se zyada Mafi kis k samane mangta hai ??
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Bihkari k samne

" Maaf karo Baba" 

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भिखारी- कुछ खाने को दो ना बाबा।
रामू- टमाटर खाओ।
भिखारी- रोटी दे दो बाबा।
रामू- टमाटर खाओ।
भिखारी- तो टमाटर ही दे दो।
रामू का पडोसी बोला- ये तोतले हैं, कह रहे हैं, कमाकर खाओ। 

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