Hindi Jokes Funny

Girl: “Jab Saavan Aata Hai Teri Yaad Aati Hai,”
“Jab Bijli Chamakati Hai Teri Yaad Aati Hai,”
“Jab Baadal Chhaate Hai Teri Yaad Aati Hai,”

“Jab Baarish Hoti Hai Teri Yaad Aati Hai.”
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Boy: “Bas Rehne De Kamini Taane Mat Diya Kar, Mujhe Pata Hai Tera Chaaata Wapis Dena Hai
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Santa Kaafi Din Baad Banta Se Milne Aaya Aur Aate hi Usne Poochha.
Santa: “Aur Suna Yaar, Biwi Se Jhagda Solve Hua Ya Nahi?”
Banta: “Abe Ghutno Par Chal Ke Aayi Thi Mere Paas, Ghutno Pe.”
Santa: “Kya Baat Kar Raha Hai, Sach Mein.”
Banta: “Aur Nahi To Kya.”
Santa: “Fir Kya Boli?”

Banta: “Boli Bed Ke Neeche Se Baahar Aa Jao, Pakka Ab Nahi Maarungi
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