Student Teacher Jokes

Master: How Old is ur father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born. ........................................................... Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha: Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta? Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu. Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai? Ladka: Ab bhago!  ........................................................... Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga? Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.    ........................................................... Teacher ne bachon se kaha “jab ham student they to bohat laiq they” Aik bachay ne masoomiat se kaha “Ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hon gey” ........................................................... Guruji - Beta Bhains ko doodh piya kar, bado aadmi ban jayego Student- Guruji agar, bhains ko doodh pine se hi jo koi bado aadmi ban jaave tau paado aaj collector hoto  ........................................................... Teacher to student: jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai..... Student: Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....?  ........................................................... SIMPLE LOGIC Teacher: 'Name one animal that is found in the desert.' Rajan: 'A camel.' Teacher: 'Good. Name another animal.' VIkram: 'Another camel.'