Funny Jokes

11. Saari Raat guzar jaati hai bas isi Kashmakash me ki
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Ye saali rajaai me hawa kidhar se ghus rahi hai... :

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12. Old Generation:

"Neki kar, Dariya mein daal"
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New Generation:
"Kuch bhi kar, Facebook pe daal"

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13. year old boy:

i love you mom!

mom: awwww..
i love u too Son!
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16 year old boy:
i love u mom!

mom: sorry,
i have no money :D

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14. Why girls live longer than boys????

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Scientific studies have proved that
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"SHOPPING"
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,
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"PAYING the "BILLS" does :):D

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15. Girlfriend setting password

for her laptop with
boyfriend sitting beside
her…

She types “BRAIN” as

password.
Boyfriend fell down of his
chair , laughing
Bcoz
Laptop replied:“TOO SMALL

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16. Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. 

When Dhoni hits a boundary. 

Banta: Kya Goal mara. 

Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai

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17. Gl- can i sit here?

Boy- it all urs...:)

Gl- can i tk some water?
Boy- my plsr...:)
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Gl- Bhaiya agla station konsa hai?
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Boy- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend a rahi hai ......... :P :P :P :D :/

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18. Two terrorists having discussion in a bar.

The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?

Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey..

Waiter :- Why a donkey?

Then one terrorist says to the other,
"See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people".

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19. Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do :-D :-P :-)