कौन ज्यादा कीमती??
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एक बहुत छोटी सी बच्ची ने अपनी मम्मी से पूछा -
क्या आप कभी अपना रुपयों से भरा पर्स नौकरानी के पास छोड सकती हैं??
मम्मी ने लिपस्टिक लगाते हुए बोला -
पर्स और नौकरानी के पास!! बिल्कुल नही!! मतलब ही नही!! सवाल ही नही!!
फिर बच्ची ने बहुत मासूमियत से पूछा -
फिर ‘मुझे’ नौकरानी के पास कैसे छोड सकती हो??
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Mom & Dad ka Paigaam:-
1.Jis Din Tum Hame Budha Dekho Tab
Sabar Karna Aur Hame Samajhne Ki Koshish Karna.
2.Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhool Jaaye To Hum Par ghussa Na Karna Aur Apna Bachpann Yaad Karna.
3.Jab Hum BudhenHokar Chal Na Paaye Toh Hamara Sahara Banna Aur Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Karna.
4.Jab Hum Beemar Hojaye To Wo Din Yad Karke Hum Par Apne Paise Kharch Karna Jab Hum Tumhari Khawaishen Puri Karne K Liye Apni Khawaishen Qurbaan Karte The.
Plzz share this Beautiful msg wit evry1
& Respect Ur Parents..
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Don’t miss This… Its awesome!!!
Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se jhagda karte huye ..
Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu,
Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du.
Saamne wala passenger..
Bhow, Bhow Bhow, Bhow ..
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Bihari aurat Cheque Cash karane gai..
Clerk: Sign kro.
Aurat: Kaise?
Clerk: PATI ko jaise chithi ke end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha..
“TOHAAR CHUMAA KI PYASI BIJLI”
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1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya.
Ladki: Maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai.
Maa: Koi baat ni beti, pati-patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai..
Ladki: Haan wo sab to theek haiPar Laash ka kya kru??
Maa: OLX pe bech de
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Boy: Hum 45 bhai behen hain.
Girl: kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
Boy: Aaye the, hum padh rahe the woh coaching centre samajh kar chale gaye.
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Jab ghar mein bacha paida hota hai..
Maa: Iski naak to mujhpe gai hai.
Baap: Iski ankhe to mujhpe gai hai.
Chachu: Iske hath to mujhpe gaye hai.
Mama: Iski smile to mujhpe gai hai.
Aur jab wahi bacha bada hoke ladki chhedta hai tab,
sab bolte hai: pata nahi haramkhor…. kispe gaya hai
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एक बहुत छोटी सी बच्ची ने अपनी मम्मी से पूछा -
क्या आप कभी अपना रुपयों से भरा पर्स नौकरानी के पास छोड सकती हैं??
मम्मी ने लिपस्टिक लगाते हुए बोला -
पर्स और नौकरानी के पास!! बिल्कुल नही!! मतलब ही नही!! सवाल ही नही!!
फिर बच्ची ने बहुत मासूमियत से पूछा -
फिर ‘मुझे’ नौकरानी के पास कैसे छोड सकती हो??
.......................................................................
Mom & Dad ka Paigaam:-
1.Jis Din Tum Hame Budha Dekho Tab
Sabar Karna Aur Hame Samajhne Ki Koshish Karna.
2.Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhool Jaaye To Hum Par ghussa Na Karna Aur Apna Bachpann Yaad Karna.
3.Jab Hum BudhenHokar Chal Na Paaye Toh Hamara Sahara Banna Aur Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Karna.
4.Jab Hum Beemar Hojaye To Wo Din Yad Karke Hum Par Apne Paise Kharch Karna Jab Hum Tumhari Khawaishen Puri Karne K Liye Apni Khawaishen Qurbaan Karte The.
Plzz share this Beautiful msg wit evry1
& Respect Ur Parents..
.......................................................................
Don’t miss This… Its awesome!!!
Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se jhagda karte huye ..
Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu,
Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du.
Saamne wala passenger..
Bhow, Bhow Bhow, Bhow ..
.......................................................................
Bihari aurat Cheque Cash karane gai..
Clerk: Sign kro.
Aurat: Kaise?
Clerk: PATI ko jaise chithi ke end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha..
“TOHAAR CHUMAA KI PYASI BIJLI”
.......................................................................
1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya.
Ladki: Maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai.
Maa: Koi baat ni beti, pati-patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai..
Ladki: Haan wo sab to theek haiPar Laash ka kya kru??
Maa: OLX pe bech de
.......................................................................
Boy: Hum 45 bhai behen hain.
Girl: kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
Boy: Aaye the, hum padh rahe the woh coaching centre samajh kar chale gaye.
.......................................................................
Jab ghar mein bacha paida hota hai..
Maa: Iski naak to mujhpe gai hai.
Baap: Iski ankhe to mujhpe gai hai.
Chachu: Iske hath to mujhpe gaye hai.
Mama: Iski smile to mujhpe gai hai.
Aur jab wahi bacha bada hoke ladki chhedta hai tab,
sab bolte hai: pata nahi haramkhor…. kispe gaya hai
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